riversong01:

fulbrite:

HOW TO BECOME A GODDAMN MAGICIAN

1. OWN A TABLET PEN

2. PUT IT DOWN FOR TEN SECONDS

3. ABRACADABRA WHERE THE FUCK DID IT GO

never have I laughed so hard

(Source: fulbruh)

voidwerks:

I’ve just been informed that Mrs. Sylvia Wickersham has made another large donation to the Night Vale Community College Capital Campaign. This one consisting of 1000 live, and extremely fluffy rabbits. The capital committee is beginning to have difficulty finding space on campus to house her donations